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On Depression Tells
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This morning I was looking mighty scruffy. I hadn't shaved in a week, and a rough face stared back at me in the mirror.

Going unshaven like this is usually a sign that my mental state is trending downward. It's not the first sign I would notice (that would be a change in sleeping position), but it is the first sign that anyone else would notice.

In reality, I ran out of shaving cream last week and forgot to run out and buy more. And since I don't like shaving with lathering shaving cream onto the face, I went unkempt. This morning, uncomfortable with the beard growth and still without shaving cream, I shaved without it -- and got a surprisingly smooth shave for my trouble.

Note to self: Go to Rite Aid on lunch break...

This is not to say that I've not been pensive of late, because I have. Passing an anniversary date at work can do that, prompting one to take stock of one's life. I'm not happy with some things, I feel a little overwhelmed by other things, I feel bereft of friendship -- or, for that matter, anyone who values me.

And yet, I don't actually feel bad about any of these things. They simply are what they are.

*shrug*

These are the thoughts one has when he's had a really good shave, y'know. :)


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On Volkswagen's Not-Beach House Ad Campaign
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The new Beach House album, Bloom, came out last week. The album's received good reviews, I think it's pretty fantastic. If you loved Teen Dream, you'll love Bloom. :)

However, that's not the only reason Beach House is in the news this week.

Volkswagen launched a new ad campaign in the UK. Here's the commercial:



That's pretty awesome, isn't it? A father and a daughter and their relationship as she grows from infancy and finally leaves the nest, told in 90 seconds and with a very emotive piece of music as its soundtrack. How can that not tug at the heartstrings?

Except.

The music. That piece of music. It sounds a lot like Beach House but it isn't Beach House.

And this hasn't gone unnoticed by the band or its fans. Fans are taking it out on Volkswagen, while the band says to place the blame on the ad agency who tried to license their song "Take Care" (from Teen Dream) and, when rebuffed, went ahead and commissioned their own knock-off.

The result is Sniffy Dog's "Whispers and Stories."

And you know what? I kinda like "Whispers and Stories" on its own terms. The song's to Beach House what a Rutles song is to a Beatles song.

Yeah, it's shady that the ad agency commissioned the soundalike when Beach House wouldn't license the song. I should feel outraged over that, but the sheer awesomeness of the commercial balances that out in my heart.

I think I'm going to watch that commercial again. The father reminds me of Rory from Doctor Who; strangely, I imagine that this is Rory and Amy's life after leaving the Doctor.

And then I'll put Bloom in the CD player of my Volkswagen and go for a drive in the country. Yeah, that sounds like a plan... :)

On a Place in the Universe
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Some cosmic thoughts for a Saturday morning, taken from a Serbian proverb:



Or as Carl Sagan puts it:



Cosmic!

On Student Loan Absurdity
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Several years ago, I consolidated my student loans — Perkins loans, Stafford loans, all into one gooey loan ball.

Since then, every few years, my student loans change servicers. At one time, I sent my payments to New York State. Then, Mississippi for a few years. For the past two years, they went to Pittsburgh. A month ago I received a letter &mash; now my payments go to Montana after May 1st.

So far, so good. I mailed off my last payment to Pittsburgh, a week later the check cleared, everything was good...

Then more mail arrived.

According to my new servicer I was delinquent. My next payment wasn't even due for a month.

There was a website address to check. I tried the website, but it wanted account information that I didn't have, mainly because I hadn't set up an account. It was mildly annoying, but just mildly.

More mail arrived. And more. Computer generated form letters that I was delinquent in my payments, that they were going to turn my student loan over to collections, et cetera and so forth.

Whatever.

Wednesday, I dropped my May payment in the mail. (I have a system. I write the check in advance, I put it in an addressed envelope with a date when it can be mailed — always a Wednesday before Friday's payday — and I don't think about it. It's in a spot on my desk in the office, and that's how I do it.)

Yesterday, I received another angry computer-generated form letter.

I put the letter in my bag and I planned on calling the new servicers when I got to work. "What's your major malfunction? Why can't you send out any mail that isn't assholish?" But then I let it sit, and my temptation to call them and go off went away.

In the afternoon, I fished the letter out of my bag. I decided to try the website. (Mainly, though, I wanted to see if this servicer had been reported to the Better Business Bureau for being, well, stupid. Alas, I found nothing of the sort.)

And this time I got something useful. The first time I tried the website, it assumed I had an account I could access online. This time, it took me through the steps to set up my online account.

Once I did, and once I could look around the site and examine my account, I had no cause for concern. No, the payment I'd mailed on Wednesday, obviously, hadn't arrived in Montana or been credited. But the account wasn't showing as being delinquent, it showed that I had the May payment (that I expected) due in two weeks, and I saw that my April payment was credited (which was the last one sent to Pittsburgh). My hunch was that that payment somehow hadn't caught up with the account when it was in the middle of being moved.

Therefore, I'm going to keep on doing what I'm doing, and I'm going to ignore any mail they send me (until January, anyway, which is when the tax forms will arrive) because any mail from them is likely going to be 1) based on wrong information and 2) an assholish form letter. I'll just check the website a week after mailing the payment, and that will tell me that everything is hunky-dory. :}

On Necktie Knots
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MSNBC's Chris Hayes talks about tying neckties.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy



Let me say that I'm unimpressed with Hayes' necktie knot. :)

It's nothing personal. I'm just picky when it comes to neckties and their knots.

I taught myself how to tie a tie. The reason? I had to wear a necktie, I didn't know how to tie it, so I worked out in my head how the tie knot needed to work, and BAM! It happened.

The strange irony of working out how to tie a tie intellectually is that I cannot tie a tie while looking in the mirror. It throws off the way things have to go.

My dad was impressed with my tie-tying skills. You, see, I worked out how to tie a Half-Windsor knot. It's a big knot, it's a symmetrical knot.

I'm awesome that way. :)

On Kirill Yeskov's The Last Ringbearer
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A few months ago on a bulletin board I was drawn into a somewhat tedious argument over what, exactly, pipeweed is in The Lord of the Rings. My sparring partner argued that pipeweed was clearly tobacco, Tolkien said so, and that, cleraly, was that.

The problem with the identification of pipeweed with tobacco, I said, was this:

Middle-Earth is not a fantasy world. Instead, Middle-Earth is our world, albeit in a far-distant past that is no longer remembered, and The Lord of the Rings is not a novel but is instead a written account, a memoir even, by some of the participants in the War of the Ring. Eregion, the region of Middle-Earth where The Hobbit and much of The Lord of the Rings takes place, corresponds to northern Europe. Since tobacco was unknown to Europe prior to the sixteenth century, then pipeweed cannot be tobacco. (The same argument applies to the potatoes that Sam cooks; they could very well be a tuber, but they're not our potatoes.) This doesn't mean that Tolkien was wrong in his identification of pipeweed with tobacco. It just means that Tolkien either unintentionally mistranslated the Red Book of Westmarch or he translated the idea given in the Red Book in a way that modern audiences would understand.

If you're a Sherlock Holmes fan of the old school variety, you will instantly recognize the argument I'm making here. This is the Game. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle didn't write the stories, he was the literary agent for the real author, Doctor John H. Watson. And everything that Watson wrote was based on true events, even when it contradicts itself, which places the actual truth of the events at a slight remove from Watson's accounts.

All of Tolkien's talk of the Red Book and its history lends credence to this kind of reading of The Lord of the Rings, as does the strange reference made to locomotive trains in "A Long-Expected Party," which is not a phrasing that would have been in the Red Book of Westmarch but is the kind of reference a translator would use to make an obscure idiom comprehensible.

This was the kind of thought I kept in mind over the past two weeks as I read Kirill Yeskov's Russian sequel to The Lord of the Rings, The Last Ringbearer.

I learned of Yeskov's novel a year ago when Salon reviewed it after an English translation appeared online. I printed it out and tried reading it then. I read several chapters, but my attention was drawn elsewhere and I left it unfinished. Then I learned there was an updated translation, and I decided I could try reading it on my phone's Kindle app, so a few weeks ago I downloaded the revised edition and gave it a go.

Yeskov calls The Last Ringbearer an "apocrypha," but the world "sequel" works just as well, though I suppose, technically, The Last Ringbearer is a midquel that chronicles five months, beginning with the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, as seen from the perspective of two Mordorian soldiers (Field Medic Haladdin and Sergeant Tzerleg) and a Gondorian nobleman (Baron Tangorn), and it recounts their adventures in the immediate aftermath of the War of the Ring.

If The Lord of the Rings is the story of the War of the Ring told from the perspective of the Hobbits in the style of a medieval romance, then The Last Ringbearer is the story told from the perspective of Mordor's foot soldiers in the style of Tolstoi and (surprisingly) Ian Fleming. One version of the story is mythologized and romanticized, the other version draws upon history and realpolitik.

That's what The Last Ringbearer is. Now, is it any good?

As a book of ideas, The Last Ringbearer is fascinating. Yeskov grapples with a number of problems in Tolkien's story that Tolkien never addressed, probably because they never occurred to him. To whit — What were the war aims of the belligerents in the War of the Ring? How did the economies of Middle-Earth work? What kind of civilization could Mordor support? Yeskov examines the history and geography of Middle-Earth, and he extrapolates from them some logical conclusions. As an example, Yeskov theorizes that Mordor went to war against Gondor not to subjugate the world but simply to secure the grain shipments from the south that were necessary to feed its people, since the blasted arid landscape of Mordor would make it impossible for Mordor to be self-sufficient.

This is very much of novel of politics, and much of the drama revolves around the interactions and the jockeying for position between the various powers, even among ostensible allies. The third section of the novel, "The Umbarian Gambit," takes the action to the city of Umbar, and Yeskov's Umbar is not unlike Istanbul — a cosmopolitan city caught between two great empires. Here the novel takes an interesting turn and becomes a gripping spy novel, as spy network grapples with spy network and no one's quite sure who they can trust.

As a book of plot, The Last Ringbearer is adequate. Haladdin and Tzerleg (the latter what Tolkien would call an Orc and what Yeskov calls an orocuen — simply a nomadic tribe of men that live on Mordor's plains), in their retreat from Mordor, chance across a Gondorian soldier left for dead by an Elven party. They join forces with no real goal in mind, and soon they are recruited by one of the Nazgul to find a way to destroy Galadriel's Mirror and end all magic in Middle-Earth.

Conceptually, this is an interesting hook. A Tolkien fan might protest, "But didn't the destruction of the One Ring end magic in Middle-Earth? How can there still be Nazgul after the fall of Sauron?" And Yeskov offers answers for those questions. The execution of the plot, though, is occasionally frustrating. It's clear by the end of the first part how Galadriel's Mirror will be destroyed, but it's never really clear how the actions of the protagonists will lead to that. As fascinating as "The Umbarian Gambit" is, there's a crucial piece of information that's missing that makes it work. Much of the plotting is entirely coincidental, and the final quarter of the book simply isn't that interesting. The ideas are good, the hook is good, but the execution falls a little short.

As a book of writing, The Last Ringbearer is a fan's translation into English of a Russian text. Occasionally, the prose soars, like in this much quoted description of Barad-Dur from chapter two: "that amazing city of alchemists and poets, mechanics and astronomers, philosophers and physicians, the heart of the only civilization in Middle Earth to bet on rational knowledge and bravely pitch its barely adolescent technology against ancient magic." But then there's a strange tendency for the verb tense to randomly shift in the middle of the paragraph, and the less said about the dialogue the better; only Jersey Shore uses the word "guys" more often than the translation of The Last Ringbearer. I found myself mentally editing the book as I read it to fix the temporal problems and the dialogue. Neither were particularly irksome, but they marred the overall effect.

As a story of Middle-Earth, The Last Ringbearer is compelling. It's not Tolkien's work, but it still manages to be valid as a vision of what the remote past was like. Yeskov's Aragorn is, frankly, an asshole, but it's not a jarring characterization; Frodo Baggins, the writer of the Red Book, had a reason to idolize Aragorn and wrote as such, while Tzerleg, on whose accounts The Last Ringbearer is based, had a different perspective. Faramir and Eowyn are the "canonical" characters with whom we spend the most time in The Last Ringbearer, but they're not far removed from the version we see in Tolkien. The comparison I keep making is to Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Tolkien's account of the War of the Ring is like King Arthur, who received by divine providence a sword from the Lady in the Lake as a sign of his fitness to rule, while Yeskov's account of the same events is like the anarcho-communalist syndicate, who question anything and everyone and think that swords handed out by strange women are not a sound basis for government.

That actually makes sense in my head. I'm not sure it comes out correctly on the screen.

Obviously, I've thought a great deal about the ideas of The Last Ringbearer since finishing it last night. But what did I think about the book itself?

I'm glad I read it. I enjoyed it. The Last Ringbearer took me to one of the most vividly realized places in Middle-Earth — the city of Umbar — and it introduced me to some characters, particularly Baron Tangorn, that I wish had made it into the Red Book of Westmarch. It was a page-turner, in the electronic sense, anyway, and I was genuinely curious how it would turn out. The main thing, I don't think The Last Ringbearer does anything that gets the story we know "wrong." It makes different assumptions, it puts a different emphasis on things, but by and large it springs out of a story we know and says some fascinating things about that time and place. It's not the sequel to The Lord of the Rings that most people would expect, but that only makes it that much more interesting. Kirill Yeskov's The Last Ringbearer tells its own story, and in so doing it deepens our understanding of a familiar world.

On CBS and Elementary
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Let the wailing of Sherlock fandom resume.

Variety is reporting that CBS has picked up Elementary, their modern-day Sherlock Holmes series with Jonny Lee Miller as Holmes, Lucy Liu as Watson, and Aidan Quinn as Gregson, for the fall.

Article here.

Final Thoughts on North Carolina's Amendment One
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Some final thoughts on North Carolina and Amendment One. (Previous comments here and here.)

I know that many of the people who voted in favor of Amendment One did so on religious grounds. They feel that homosexuality is incompatible with their religious beliefs because it is condemned in the text of the Bible.

But I would ask them.

Why?

Of everything that the Bible says, of everything that Christianity teaches, why that?

What part of "Love thy neighbor as thyself" (Mark 12:31) did you not understand?

What part of "Now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity" (1 Corinthians 13:13) was unclear?

What part of "God is love" (1 John 4:8) did you miss?

The greatest theological virtue in Christianity is love. But there is no love in Amendment One. It's not loving to empower the state to treat some of citizens as something different and something less. It's not loving to tell your neighbors that the love their have for their partners counts for less than the love you have for your husband or wife.

I cannot conceive of how someone's definition of love can be so twisted that it could justify a vote for Amendment One in their hearts. Love is so important and so special. Love is sharing yourself. Love is being part of the community. Love is knowing that everyone is special and treating them as special. Love is supporting those who falter and celebrating those who succeed. Love is valuing someone else more than yourself. Love is what makes us human.

There is no humanity in Amendment One.

I'm not blind to the irony of an atheist citing the greatest of the Christian virtues in relation to Amendment One. Yet, as a moral code, I cannot conceive of one better than "Love thy neighbor as thyself." I may not be a Christian, but Christian ethics still have some resonance with me.

I'm reminded of something Ganhdi said, "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Or, more recently, John Scalzi's "Leviticans" essay, which makes the same point but at much greater length.

What troubles me is that those who voted for Amendment One and told themselves that they were doing so for Christian reasons cannot see how un-Christian their actions are. I know they believe that, when they are judged at the Pearly Gates for the actions of their lives, that the vote for Amendment One will stand as point in their favor.

But I think, and I've discussed this before, that we only get one shot at life, that we need to lead life as if there's no tomorrow, that we need to be kind to each other, that we need to love one another, and that we need to leave this world in a better place than we found it. No deity will judge me at the End of Days, but history will.

History will judge those who stood against Amendment One well. History will call them loving and kind.

But history won't judge those who voted for Amendment One with any kindness.

Today fills me with sadness.

On My Instant Reaction to Amendment One
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This morning I wrote about Amendment One, a Constitutional amendment in North Carolina that was up for a vote on election day that would outlaw same-sex marriage and any heterosexual arrangement that wasn't marriage. I implored people to vote against its passage, and I won't recap what I said there; just read it for yourself if interested.

Amendment One passed. At this writing, it looks like by a twenty-point margin. I thought it would be closer than that, maybe 53-47 in favor. I honestly wasn't optimistic for the chances of defeat. North Carolina is trending liberal with enclaves like the Triangle, Asheville, and Charlotte, but even when North Carolina turns blue it will be the South's Pennsyltucky. For now, though, it's still a deeply conservative state, and there are counties where Amendment One passed by margins of over eighty percent.

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell wanted some instant reaction on Facebook. Here's what I wrote in the comment thread:

A friend of mine who lives in North Carolina (where I lived until six years ago) posted a jubilant message on his Facebook wall about the passage of Amendment One. And he complained about amendment foes spreading "hate" on WRAL's website in reaction to the loss. Here's what I wrote in response to Michael:

Allow them their anger, Michael. The people who worked against Amendment One are disappointed that people would enshrine bigotry against their fellow Carolinians in the state's Constitution. Everyone wants to think the best of their fellow human beings, and that's difficult to do when the majority of the state's citizens decided to declare to all the world that some of their neighbors, their friends, and their family members are second-class citizens at best. I'm not going to lie, I'm disappointed in you and anyone who voted for Amendment One. But I'm not angry at you and I don't hate you. Just disappointed. I'm sorry to say that, but it's honest.


I'm disappointed that the amendment passed with a 20-point margin. I wouldn't have expected that, but when I saw that Wake County, a fairly liberal place, was close, I knew the amendment was going to pass. It took a century for North Carolina's interracial marriage amendment to be overturned. Hopefully, it won't take even half that long for this atrocity to be overturned.


To my disappointment and disgust, North Carolina decided today overwhelmingly to enshrine homophobia and misogyny into their state's fundamental charter by passing Amendment One. To my friends who voted for this, I am not angry with you nor do I hate you, but I am disappointed in the lack of compassion you have chosen to show your neighbors, your friends, and even your family by your decision to declare some of them to be second-class citizens. Given a choice, you made the willful decision put a selfish cruelty above caritas, and that, I am sorry to say, I cannot forgive you.

That's my feeling.

Time to pound the keyboard. I have a couple of pages of copy to write. I just needed to share that.

On North Carolina's Amendment One
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Many states are going to the polls today. Dick Lugar's career is likely to end today in Indiana as the crazy wing of the Republican Party turns him out in a primary. And North Carolina votes on Amendment One.

Yesterday, I was invited to an after-election party in Raleigh by one of the anti-Amendment One forces. Amendment One seeks to enshrine a same-sex marriage ban in the state's constitution, even though North Carolina already has a law on the books that outlaws same-sex marriage. There's nothing insufficient about the law for the purpose, the state Republican Party wanted a ballot measure that would draw conservative voters to the polls. They wanted it on the November ballot to swing the state back to the Republicans in the presidential election, but due to dealmaking with the Democrats it ended up on the primary ballot. Unfortunately, what they came up with went far beyond a same-sex marriage ban. Amendment One eliminates any defined relationship that isn't a married heterosexual couple, which will affect North Carolina's unmarried families. Amendment One will play havoc with the state's laws and disrupt families.

Here's what I wrote on Facebook this morning as an exhortation to my North Carolina friends on Election Day:

Election Day has arrived in several states. I trust that all my North Carolina friends have voted or will vote against Amendment One. It is unnecessary; you already have a law on the books banning same-sex marriage. But Amendment One goes further than that; it also eliminates civil unions and domestic partnerships for unmarried couples</a>, whether gay or straight, and will gut the state's domestic violence laws. There is no compelling reason to enshrine the homophobic and misogynistic Amendment One in your state's foundational document. Take a stand for humanity and compassion over intolerance. Vote against Amendment One today, North Carolina.


Amendment One is more than just bad law. It's cynical politics. It doesn't exist for any good reason except to enflame the passions. It needs to be voted down, and I hope, for the sake of all my North Carolina friends who will be affected by it, that Amendment One is consigned to the scrap heap of history.


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